Calico's Revenge
Opposing Attorney General John Ashcroft and his loathing of calico cats is the group known as C.A.L.I.C.O. (Citizens Against Looney Ideological unConstitutional Oligarchs), with this serenade
(Sung to the tune of the Meow Mix cat food jingle)
Guest song parody by Chookie

(instrumental intro)
 
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Give us back the Bill of Rights now!

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Whatcha think the Constitution’s for?

Should have read it before you swore 
To it uphold, you stupid whore!
We’re gonna sing this all day long
'Til you're gone and out the door.


Graphic by Chookie

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Give us back the Bill of Rights now!

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Whatcha think the Constitution’s for?

Secret trials, we do abhore
Due process, the law that we’re for!
We’re gonna sing this all day long
'Til you're gone and out the door.

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Give us back the Bill of Rights now!

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Whatcha think the Constitution’s for?

Who do you think you are kidding
That it’s terror you are ridding?
We’re gonna sing this all day long
'Til you're gone and out the door!



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Copyright © 2002 by Chookie, who also created the "In Your Guts, You Know He's Nuts" graphic of Ashcroft!
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