California's Dumb
(Sung to the tune of "California Sun" by The Rivieras
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

(instrumental intro)

Well, I'm goin' out west where they vote wrong!
Where the memory's short, and the nose is long!
Well, they walk and gawk.
They talk their shlock.
They twist, and they miss.
They shimmy, "Oh, gimme gimme!"
Yeah, they're out there having fun
But don't you know, California's dumb.

Well, I'm goin' out west, out on the coast,
Where the California girls are Arnold's host!
Well, they walk and gawk.
They talk their shlock.
They twist, and they miss.
They shimmy, "Oh, gimme gimme!"
Yeah, they're out there having fun
But don't you know, California's dumb.

Well, the girls are frisky in old Frisco.
And Arnold feels 'em up, makes their taxes low.
And they walk and gawk.
They talk their shlock.
They twist, and they miss.
They shimmy, "Oh, gimme gimme!"
Yeah, they're out there having fun
But don't you know, California's dumb.

Well, only half the vote in old L.A.
Meant bad news for old Governor Gray.
And they walk and gawk.
They talk their shlock.
They twist, and they miss.
They shimmy, "Oh, gimme gimme!"
Yeah, they're out there having fun
But don't you know, California's dumb.
Yeah, they're out there having fun
But don't you know, California's dumb.



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