(instrumental intro)

Calling Cheney - at his secret location
Calling Cheney - is anybody home?
Iraq is rebuilding.
Saddam was overthrown.
Calling Cheney - address unknown.

Well tell him I was calling just to wish him well.
Let me leave my number - Crawford or Maine.
Contract so tender - Cheney's really cool.
Millions of dollars - for Halliburton!

Calling Cheney - at his secret location.
Calling Cheney - is anybody home?
Iraq is rebuilding.
Saddam was overthrown.
Calling Cheney - address unknown.

(instrumental break)

Why don't you go find him - I'm his biggest fan.
You gotta tell him - he's still the man.
Long distance Cheney - far from Washington.
Dick, you think maybe - I can go AWOL?

Well tell him I was calling just to wish him well.
Let me leave my number - Crawford or Maine.
Contract so tender - Cheney's really cool.
Millions of dollars - for Halliburton!

Calling Cheney - at his secret location.
Calling Cheney - is anybody home?
Iraq is rebuilding.
Saddam was overthrown.
Calling Cheney - address unknown.

(instrumental break)

Calling Cheney - at his secret location.
Calling Cheney - is anybody home?
Iraq is rebuilding.
Saddam was overthrown.
Calling Cheney...

Copyright © 2002 by Alvin Dover
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