The Right Can't Gloat
(Sung to the tune of "A White Sport Coat" by Marty Robbins)

(instrumental intro)
 
The Right... can't gloat.
They can't rule... this nation.
They've all messed up their big chance.
The Right... can't gloat.
They can't rule this nation.
When Jeffords left - Hear their rants.

They were bold not too long ago.
Shrub was dumb; they thought he'd "grow."
Now it's strange to find their dreams
Ripping apart at the seams.

The Right... can't gloat.
They can't rule... this nation.
They're in a foul, foul mood!

The Right... can't gloat.
They can't rule... this nation.
They've all messed up their big chance.
The Right... can't gloat.
They can't rule... this nation.
When Jeffords left - Hear their rants.

They were bold not too long ago.
Shrub was dumb; they thought he'd "grow."
Now it's strange to find their dreams
Ripping apart at the seams.

The Right... can't gloat.
They can't rule... this nation.
They're in a foul, foul mood!


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