Long Tall Glasses (I Can't Lead)
(Sung to the tune of "I Can Dance" by Leo Sayer)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com
I was governiní in Texas
Playiní golf and tennis
When daddies friends called on me
Saying dough and fame for everyone
So naturally I thought
I can take advantage from inside
I saw so much cash
There was water coming from my eyes

Yeah, there was cash
And there were lobbies
There was Wall Street dough
And campaign funds
Falling faster than snow
And someone told me
Though we are trying to push
Said before you can run
You gotta lead like daddy Bush

You know I canít lead
You know I canít lead
You know I canít lead
I canít lead

I am a son of the rich
Just get by on my name
I donít seek enlightenment
Just money and fame
But if itís all the same to you
Then, yes, I will try my hand
If your party was hungry and mean
Then Iím sure you will understand

Now, wait a minute!

Of course, I can lead
Of course, I can lead
Iím sure I can lead
Iím sure I can lean
I can lead

I really rake in dough!

Ah, it feels good!
Look at me leading!

I hired me some consultants
And some of daddies friends
Some lobbyist from Washington
And they all told me
You should be seen moving right
After the primary
Weíll make it seem that you're mainstream
The folks will then want you some more

I can lead, oh yes
I can lead
Look at me lead, donate some more
Money, I feel good, I can lead
I can lead
I can lead
I can lead
I can lead
I can lead



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