Career Opportunities
(Sung to the tune of "Career Opportunities" by The Clash)
Guest song parody by Patrick Henry D'Sant
(instrumental intro)

 
They laid me off at the office, closed down the shop.
They said I'd better take anything they'd got.
Do you wanna take orders at the Mickey D?
Do you wanna greet or you wanna stock at the WalMart?
 
Career opportunities are the ones that never knock.
Every job they offer you is to keep you all in hock.
Career opportunity, the ones that never knock.
 
Go join the Army, soon they'll bring back the draft.
Find out that you're fighting in the tropical heat.
Breaking all those civilization rules.
Don't care, drop, where the bombs are due.
 
Career opportunities are the ones that never knock.
Every job they offer you is to keep you all in hock.
Career opportunity, the ones that never knock.
 
Hoy... oy... oy
 
Truck driver....the meter man....garbage inspector.
 
They're gonna introduce Homeland conscription.
They're gonna pave the way for lists and descriptions.
If they wanna give me spying toys.
If they wanna use me, well, I got no choice.
 
Career opportunities are the ones that never knock.
Every job they offer you is to keep you all in hock.
Career opportunity, the ones that never knock.
 
Careers?
Schmareers!
Careers.
Ain't never gonna knock.

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