She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of our Laura
Could never cause us pain
A year goes by, surfin' the net, can't believe I've seen
And there's my holy Laura on the pages in-between
Chorus:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My Laura is the centerfold
Laura is the centerfold
(repeat chorus)
Told her flock about this mess
While I was thinkin' where's her dress
She first denied it that day
Before she got caught in a lie
She was shakin' in her shoes
Whenever she flashed those you know who's
Someone had a hold on her
When Laura posed for that guy
Those soft and fuzzy knockers
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that doorway
Is really just too much
(repeat chorus)
It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Saw it all, yes we did
Saw it all, can't deny it
Did you take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!
Na, na... na, na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na, ma, na
(repeat chorus)
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