Change Would Do No Good
(Sung to the tune of "A Change (Would Do You Good)" by Sheryl Crow)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


As sung by George Dubya Bush and Dick Cheney:

(instrumental intro)

Bush:
Let us all start with Iraq
No WMD's, but Saddam is out
Exit strategy?... Letme see
Ask Karl Rove: What's the next step be?
Plead for Amishvote support
Think that we would all agree
That you want the Bushcartel out
But what we did about has not beenenough

Cheney:
A change would do no good!
Change would do no good!

Bush:
High-five the Defense of Marriage Acts
Holy Matrimony; "No!" to gays and dykes
Patriot Acts and Neocons
Dick's Comprehensive Energy Plan
Jobs for the 21st century
Keeping America safe from terrorists
Faith-based and Community Initiative
Terror warnings from Tom Ridge

Cheney:
A change would do no good!
Change would do no good!

(instrumental break)

Cheney:
A change would do no good!
Change would do no good!

Bush:
Hanoi John, same haughty-sounding drone
Re-invent the Democratic sound
Skip to the next paragraph, we know the plot
Kerry never have to take a stand
The dual personality of the Democratic nominee
Flip-flop; the hallmark of his political career
Bush and Cheney throughout the land
Come election day: "Flush the Johns!"

Cheney:
A change would do no good!
Change would do no good!

Bush:
Bush and Cheney throughout the land
Come election day: "Flush the Johns!"

Bush & Cheney:
A change would do no good!
A change would do no good!
A change would do no good!
A change would do no good!
A change would do no good!


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