Cheating Skill
(Sung to the tune of "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffett)

Look at that dumb fake
Watch the Bush son take
All of his jurists' labor and toil
Hoping the right wing
And Supreme Court swing
Let ballot dimples go rot in the soil

(Chorus:)
Bush got away with fraud because of cheating skill
They claimed Gore lost; vote recounts must halt
Some people claim that Harris woman's to blame
But I know, it's Dubya's fault

We know the reason
The Bush Boys are wheezin'
Want nothin' to show of their brand new hatched coup!
Gore kicked Bush's booty
So now it's their duty
To install Dubya, who hasn't a clue

Bush got away with fraud because of cheating skill
They claimed Gore lost; vote recounts must halt
Some people claim that Harris woman's to blame
But I know, it's Dubya's fault

(instrumental break)

These blowhards will flip-flop
'Cause Dubya's not smart
The Harris deal: she refused to count votes
But they choose to defend her
And soon she will render
The certification that helps Bush hang on

Bush got away with fraud because of cheating skill
They claimed Gore lost; vote recounts must halt
Some people claim that Harris woman's to blame
But I know, it's Dubya's fault

Yes, some people claim that Harris woman's to blame,
But I know, it's Dubya's fault

(instrumental ending)


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