Cheney Is Really Sore
After a long fight, Vice President Dick Cheney is ordered by a federal judge to surrender his secret energy policy meeting notes to the Government Accounting Office (GAO), an arm of Congress
(Sung to the tune of "My Cherie Amour" by Stevie Wonder)
By Alvin Dover & Wm. K. Tong

He will lie and deny.
He will hide, and he'll defy.
He won't try, won't comply.
Enron's guy, Cheney's their guy.

Cheney is really sore... the Court won't let him have his way.
Cheney is really sore... his Enron notes see light of day.
Cheney is really sore... GAO is pounding on his door.
He's whom GAO is hunting for.
Secrecy's his party line.

Over coffee... made secret deals, served Enron's greed.
Enron helped the coup, so Cheney had to serve their need.
Cheney is really sore; Court-ordered release, he can't ignore.
We all want to know who he works for.
Secrecy's his party line.

He will lie and deny.
He will hide, and he'll defy.
He won't try, won't comply.
Enron's guy, Cheney's their guy.

We don't like the way he's catering to Enron's crowd.
We don't like the way he hides corruption in a shroud.
Cheney is really sore - GAO is pounding on his door
He's the one GAO's hunting for.
Secrecy's his party line.

He will lie and deny.
He will hide, and he'll defy.
He won't try, won't comply.
Enron's guy, Cheney's their guy.


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