Mark Chmura

Mark Chmura
(Sung to the tune of "My Sharona" by The Knack)

Green Bay Packer and right wing loudmouth Mark Chmura arrested for sexual assault of 17-year old

Ooh, Chmura, you had some fun, a little fun
Now you're gonna do some jail time, Chmura
Ooh, your motor mouth did run, jumped the gun
Tryin' to toe the right wing line, Chmura

Guess he couldn't stop, messed it up, such a dirty mind
He tried to rough it up with the young jailbaiting kind
My, my, my, my, my, whoa!
M-m-m-Mark Chmura

Look a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Hypocrisy's what we despise, Chmura
Look back at his history, and you will see
Attacked our President with lies, Chmura

Guess he couldn't stop, messed it up, such a dirty mind
He tried to rough it up with the young jailbaiting kind
My, my, my, my, my, whoa!
M-m-m-Mark Chmura

M-m-m-Mark Chmura
Where is his apology, apology?
For spreading all that right wing slime, Chmura?
P-p-penitentiary, we foresee

Just stick to football games, do you mind, Chmura?
Guess he couldn't stop, messed it up, such a dirty mind
He tried to rough it up with the young jailbaiting kind
My, my, my, my, my, whoa!
M-m-m-Mark Chmura

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, my, my, whoa!
M-m-m-Mark Chmura
M-m-m-Mark Chmura
M-m-m-Mark Chmura
M-m-m-Mark Chmura

(lead guitar solo)

Ooooooo-ohhh, Mark Chmura!
Ooooooo-ohhh, Mark Chmura!
Ooooooo-ohhh, Mark Chmura!

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