Even Though He Hasn't A Clue
(Sung to the tune of  "Hopelessly Devoted To You" by Olivia Newton-John)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker & Wm. K. Tong

(instrumental intro)

He's not smart, or even average,
The Bush name always got him through,
Each time he speaks, he flubs it.
Doesn't know what to do...

You know he's just a fool who's shilling.
Dick Cheney tells him what to do.
Bush Baby, can't you see?
The Supreme Court selected you.
Even though he hasn't a clue.
 
'Cause he's... our true presidunce,
When he speaks, he can't "enunce."
'Cause we know he's a boob,
Even though he hasn't a clue...
Even though he hasn't a clue.

(instrumental break)
 
His Poppy always saved his bacon,
He spent big bucks, not just a few.
Thanks to Pop and money,
Shrub's free to do what he wants to.
Even though he hasn't a clue.
 
'Cause he's... our true presidunce,
When he speaks, he can't "enunce."
'Cause we know he's a boob.
Even though he hasn't a clue...
Even though he hasn't a clue.



Copyright © 2001 by  Darrell DeckerWm. K. Tong
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