Cocaine
(Sung to the tune of "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton)
Guest song parody by Mark Hoolihan

(instrumental intro)

If your secret is out, you can still sow some doubt - cocaine.
Cause you know you won't win, admitting sin- cocaine.
You can't lie, you can't lie, you can't lie...
Cocaine!

(instrumental riff)

If there's more bad news, you can dodge the issue - cocaine.
When the campaign is done and you want some fun - cocaine.
You can't lie, you can't lie, you can't lie...
Cocaine!

(instrumental break)

If you know you've been caught and your lessons been taught - cocaine.
Don't forget this fact Daddy's got your back - cocaine.
You can't lie, you can't lie, you can't lie...
Cocaine!
You can't lie, you can't lie, you can't lie...
Cocaine!

(instrumental break and fade)



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