(instrumental intro) Who lied that "No one could have predicted Airplanes could hit the WTC"? Who said Bush missed the FBI's memo? Everyone knows it's Condi. Who covered Shrub's ass while in Brazil, asked: "Do you have blacks?" - what idiocy! Who'll teach him not to act like a buffoon? Everyone knows it's Condi. And Condi will normalize The gaffes when they pound Bush lies. Though Condi takes slings, she's wise Unlike Duh-buh-ya... unlike Duh-buh-ya... (instrumental break)

And Condi will normalize
The gaffes when they pound Bush lies.
Though Condi takes slings, she's wise
Unlike Duh-buh-ya... unlike Duh-buh-ya...

Who lied that "No one could have predicted
Airplanes could hit the WTC"?
Who said Bush missed the FBI's memo?
Everyone knows it's Condi!

Who covered Shrub's ass while in Brazil, asked:
"Do you have blacks?" - what idiocy!
Who'll teach him not to act like a buffoon?
Everyone knows it's Condi.

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