Dedicated to Bush's National
Security Advisor, Condoleeza Rice
(Sung to the tune of "Wouldn't It Be Nice" by The Beach Boys)
We know Bush can't think for himself; his handlers scream,
Condoleeza Rice is Bush's cover;
Bush's foreign policy skills aren't strong.
Rice and Colin Powell can't work together.
Their views of the world have clashed too long.
You know they both can't make the Shrub much better.
We know the Dunce can't get his sh*t together...
Condoleeza Rice said, "Boss! Hey, wake up!
Slept this morning - now, what will you do?
And after spending yesterday together,
Tryin' hard to coach you, you've no clue!"
"Honeymoon for you was just now ending.
So now we need a war; more Star Wars spending...
Just take my advice."
And you'll see that the only blacks who work for him
must shine his shoes.
Are judges like *Slappy...
And Condoleeza Rice.
You know it seems the more Bush squawks about it.
It only make things worse, 'cause people doubt him...
She'd make Bush her puppet...
* "Slappy" is the nickname used by Bartcop
for Clarence Thomas
George W. Bush song parodies from the Dubya Song
Copyright © 2001
by W. Tong
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