I Can't Get Cooperation

I Can't Get Cooperation
Dubya spent a week calling skeptical foreign leaders to help him oust Saddam Hussein from Iraq
(Sung to the tune of "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

(As sung by pResident Dubya Bush)

(instrumental intro)

I can't get co-operation.
I can't get co-operation.
'Cause I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and I tried...
I can't get no...
I can't get no....

Called up friends both near and far.
I said, "Get Saddam!" but they said no.
Heads of states that I looked for
Won't help me attack Saddam's nation.
In fact, all I get is condemnation!

I can't get no....
Oh, no, no, no...
Off Saddam's head!
That's what I said.

I can't get co-operation.
I can't get co-operation.
'Cause I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and I tried...
I can't get no....
I can't get no...

I'm feeling kinda dopey,
But still I'm not losing hope, see?
I'll save Dad's legacy.
Daddy said, "Be a man," and so I spoke
The same kind of threats as he.

I can't get no....
Oh, no, no, no,,,
Off Saddam's head!
That's what I said.

I can't get co-operation.
I can't get co-operation.
'Cause I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and I tried...
I can't get no...
I can't get no...

Well, I'm in an awful fix.
'Cause my wartime bliss just might go splat.
And I can't convince the world, who tells me:
"If you start an attack, your hopes are bleak.
'Cause your only friend's an oil sheik."

I can't get no...
Oh, no, no, no...
Off Saddam's head!
That's what I said.

I can't get co-operation...
I can't get co-operation...

Here's an earlier version: Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction
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