G.O.P. Are Crackpots
(Sung to the tune of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar)
(instrumental intro)

Their right wing is real kooky; they don't know history
They're breaking all apart for the world to see
That's okay, we'll see how they blew it
Led by their kooks who scream "Let's just do it!"

G.O.P. are crackpots
Yes, the G.O.P. are crackpots
G.O.P. are crackpots
Let's make 'em pay!

Well, they just don't get it, oh no
They don't fight fair
They all say, "Well, we just don't care!"
Knock them down, they're all insane
Watch the Right suffer defeat again

G.O.P. are crackpots
Yes, the G.O.P. are crackpots
G.O.P. are crackpots
Let's make 'em pay!

(instrumental solo)

Their right wing is real kooky; they don't know history
They're breaking all apart for the world to see
After they lost and really botched their impeachment case
We're gonna make sure to put them in their place

G.O.P. are crackpots
That's right
Yes, the G.O.P. are crackpots
G.O.P. are crack pots
Let's make 'em pay!

G.O.P. are crackpots
Yes, the G.O.P. are crackpots
G.O.P. are crackpots
Let's make 'em pay!



Here's another version of this parody about bogus missile tests: Hit The GPS Spot


Copyright © 1999 by Wm. K. Tong

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