Crisco Kid

Crisco Kid
(Sung to the tune of "Cisco Kid" by War)
Former Senator John Ashcroft (now Attorney General), defeated for re-election by the ghost of the late Gov. Mel Carnahan, was known to anoint himself with Crisco oil in religious ceremonies

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Crisco Kid thought he was divine.
Crisco Kid thought he was divine.
Don't drink whiskey; dancing makes him whine.
Don't drink whiskey; dancing makes him whine.

John Ashcroft's power was lost, Bush gave a hand.
John Ashcroft's power was lost, Bush gave a hand.
Lets right wing extremists rule this land.
Lets right wing extremists rule this land.

The outlaws rule, from pinheads on the Court.
The outlaws rule, from pinheads on the Court.
Crisco Kid John Ashcroft should be borked.
Crisco Kid John Ashcroft should be borked.

Ha... ha... ha...
Whoo... whoo... whoo....

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Expose this dunce's source of hate; it's real.
Expose this dunce's source of hate; it's real.
The extremist Right has his appeal.
The extremist Right has his appeal.

Ha... ha... ha...
Whoo... whoo... whoo....

Crisco Kid is no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid is not a fiend of mine.
Crisco Kid is no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid is no friend of mine.

Crisco Kid is no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid is no fiend of mine.
Crisco Kid is no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid is no friend of mine.

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