Crisco Kid
A Republican Chicken Hawk fantasy: The adventures of John "Crisco Kid" Ashcroft and sidekick G.W. "Smirko" Bush on the war front in Afghanistan (yeah, right!)
(Sung to the tune of "Cisco Kid" by War)
Guest song parody by Ernest Stewart
(instrumental intro)

Crisco Kid is no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid is no friend of mine.
He'd use Crisco, Smirko drank the wine.
He'd use Crisco, Smirko drank the wine.

They met down on the plain of Afghanistan.
They met down on the plain of Afghanistan.
Hunt Osama, bomb the Taliban.
Hunt Osama, bomb the Taliban.

Taliban pinned them down at the fort.
Taliban pinned them down at the fort.
Smirko came in blastin,' drinkin' port.
Smirko came in blastin,' drinkin' port.

Ha... ha... ha...
Whoo... whoo... whoo....

They flew the sunset, bird was made of steel.
They flew the sunset, bird was made of steel.
Chased the Taliban last night through a field.
Chased the Taliban last night through a field.

Ha... ha... ha...
Whoo... whoo... whoo....

Crisco Kid was no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid, he was no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid was no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid was no friend of mine.

Crisco Kid was no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid, he was no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid was no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid was no friend of mine.

Crisco Kid was no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid, he was no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid was no friend of mine.
Crisco Kid was no friend of mine.

(repeat and fade)


Here is alternate version of Crisco Kid
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