The Most Crude Politician
(Sung to the tune of "The Most Beautiful Girl" by Charlie Rich)

Hey!  Did you happen to see
The most crude politician on Earth?
And if you did, was he lying?  Lying?

Hey!  If you happened to see
The man they call Newt Gingrich
Talk out of turn?

He will be sorry
He is a big cry baby
Oh, won't you tell him
We don't love him

We woke up this morning
And realized what he had done
He cut the budget for the EPA
Before they fired the warning gun

He went ahead and he did some things
Now come the headaches that the protests bring
He got too smug and he couldn't see
His fall in his popularity, so

Hey!  Did you happen to see
The most crude politician on Earth?
And if you did, was he lying?  Lying?

Hey!  If you happened to see
The man they call Newt Gingrich
Talk out of turn?

He will be sorry
He is a big cry baby
Oh, won't you tell him
We don't love him

If you happened to see
The most crude politician
Talk out of turn?

He will be sorry
He is a big cry baby
Oh, won't you tell him
We don't love him



Copyright © 1996 by W. Tong

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