Cry Baby

Cry Baby
(Sung to the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis Presley)

I said Bill Clinton snubbed me
Now I've been catching hell
Since I stepped out of Air Force One
My polls aren't doing well

"Cry Baby!"
They said that I'm the only
I am the only
I am the only one to cry

The media says I pouted
Because I had no room
For blackmailing the president
With budgetary doom

"Cry Baby!"
They said that I'm the only
I am the only
I am the only one to cry

(instrumental break)

Cartoonists had a field day
And I've been catching flak
I'm gonna hide and lay low, but
I promise you I will be back

"Cry Baby!"
They said that I'm the only
I am the only
I am the only one to cry

Here's another version of this Newt song parody: Budgetary Hell