Can't Stand The G.O.P.
(Sung to the tune of "Don't Stand So Close To Me" by The Police)
(instrumental introduction)

They're teaching the subject
Creation fantasy
The Right wants so badly
To rule what we believe
Ignored global warning
Don't know the earth's true age
Book burning's so close now
Their world's consumed with rage

Can't stand...
Can't stand...
Can't stand the...
Can't stand the G.O.P.
Can't stand...
Can't stand...
Can't stand the...
Can't stand the G.O.P.

These fiends are so zealous
Don't know how bad they'll get
Their tactics are sleazy
They just will not forget
Election frustration
So bad it makes them lie
They won't stop debating
How far the Right will try

Can't stand...
Can't stand...
Can't stand the...
Can't stand the G.O.P.
Can't stand...
Can't stand...
Can't stand the...
Can't stand the G.O.P.

Want God in the classroom
Got burnt but they all cry
"The law leaves us no room"
Creationists still try
They're consumed with fever
Their "science" fake, such fluff
Just like they had planned it
One book for them's enough

Can't stand...
Can't stand...
Can't stand the...
Can't stand the G.O.P.
Can't stand...
Can't stand...
Can't stand the...
Can't stand the G.O.P.

(instrumental solo)

(repeat chorus and fade)



Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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