Unto Enron
(Sung to the tune of "Da Doo Ron Ron" by The Crystals)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

(instrumental intro)

They brought a bag of cash and Shrub's heart stood still,
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.
He said, "At last I'm gonna get my fill."
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.

Yeah, his heart stood still,
Yeah, he'll get his fill.
And when they gave him the cash,
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.

They knew they had surely bought his ass.
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.
Ethics count for nothing, Bush is given a pass.
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.

Yeah, they gave him cash.
Yeah, they bought his ass.
And when they gave him cash
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.

(instrumental break)

They bought him the election, sure as hell,
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.
Trickle down theory, hey, does that ring a bell?
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.

Yeah, the election went swell
Trickle down rings a bell.
And when they gave him cash,
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.

Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.
Unto Enron, yeah, unto Enron.


Here is an alternate version:  He Screwed Enron
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