He blew his mind up with the facts
He didn't notice that the questions changed
The crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen this farce before
Nobody was really sure
If he was going to piss his pants.
I heard the spin today oh boy
Dubya's crowd claimed they'd just won the war
The crowd of voters turned away
Dubya just had this look
Like he saw a book.
He'd love to lead you on...
Wake up, the debate's done,
Dubya didn't cry, so says he won
Found his way off stage and spoke his lies,
And smirking, didn't noticed he had lost.
Checked his facts and found them flawed
Didn't realize how he was mauled
Found his was upstaged and had been smoked,
Once he spoke, Republicans lost their dream
I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Dubya's rhetoric
And once the holes were then exposed
They tried to con us all
Now we know how many holes are in the mind of Dubya Bush.
He'd love to lead you on
Copyright © 2000 by Skisics Surus
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