Don't Want To Debate Al Gore
(Sung to the tune of "The Show Must Go On" by Three Dog Night)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com
Cheney, although Dad plots my very life
This seems to strangle me now
All his best men, big cigars, gigantic cars
They're all pushing my lies

Oh, I'm their tool, Ooo-oo-oo-oo
I've just a fool, Oh what a fool
I'll break all the rules, Oh yeah
I don't want to debate Al Gore

Cheney, there's an enormous crowd of people
They ask for my response
I wish maybe they'd tear down the walls of this theatre
Let me out, let me out

Oh, I'm so blind... Oh, I'm blind
I wasted time wasted, wasted, wasted time
Tryin' my tired lines, tired lines
I don't want to debate Al Gore

(instrumental break)

Oh, I'm so blind... Oh, I'm blind
I wasted time wasted, wasted, wasted time
Tryin' my tired lines, tired lines
I don't want to debate Al Gore

Cheney, I wish you'd help me escape
Help me get away
Try to reduce my exposure
Maintain my real masquerade

Cause, I'm so blind... Oh, so blind
I wasted time wasted, wasted, wasted all too much time
Tryin' my tired lines, tired lines
I don't want to debate Al
Don't want to debate Al
No, I don't want to debate Al Gore



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