Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
(Sung to the tune of "Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(instrumental intro)

(Sung by Dick Cheney to Bush)

If you're havin' trouble with facts in your head
They're givin' you the blues
You never understand what you are fed
Here's what you gotta do -

Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring
36 24 36 hey
I can cover up your lies

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

You got problems with the Democrats
They tell you you're not smart
Your double dealin' when they turn their back
That's when the hearings start

Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about them
I know how to screw them all

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

When you get caught lyin' and want the press gone
But you ain't got the guts
They keep naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -

Pick up the phone
I stand alone
It's time I held your hand
For a fee
I'm happy to be
Your black bag man

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
Done Dirt Cheap
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap (repeat)


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