Charlatans now rule their stage, uh huh
Monkeys jumping in a cage, uh huh
Campaign dirt's their current thing, uh huh
Telling whoppers tryin' to make Bush king
Their defeat goes on
Their defeat goes on
Dum-dums floundered, failure gives them pain
They're the G.O.P.
They're the G.O.P.
They hated Gore, he's super-smart, uh huh
Little Georgie Bush just fell apart, uh huh
Their chickenhawks avoided going to war
Naturally the voters knew the score
Their defeat goes on
Their defeat goes on
Dum-dums floundered, failure gives them pain
They're the G.O.P.
They're the G.O.P.
They just spit and swear "How did we miss?!"
Their ideas made voters boo and hiss
Bush was a disaster; he was slime
Now he cries, "Hey Daddy! Why'd I lose this time?"
Their defeat goes on
Their defeat goes on
Dum-dums floundered, failure gives them pain
They're the G.O.P.
They're the G.O.P.
(repeat chorus and fade)