Jeffords Defected
(Sung to the tune of "Return To Sender" by Elvis Presley)

(instrumental intro)

Jim Jeffords was Republican,
But he got attacked.
Their leaders ignored warnings
He'd leave and not come back.

(Chorus:)
He really did it...
Jeffords defected!
They should have known.
Changed the numbers.
Repugs moan.
Bush had a quarrel.
His plans went splat.
The Right's not sorry
About their kind of mean payback.

Bush's agenda fell on sharp rocks.
Senate majority...
Got reversed in just one morning.
Now they're minority.

He really did it...
Jeffords defected!
They should have known.
Changed the numbers.
Repugs moan.
Bush had a quarrel.
His plans went splat.
The Right's not sorry
About their kind of mean payback.

Jeffords did it all by himself,
Was forced to take a stand.
He saw intolerance is the way
That Bush now runs this land.

He really did it...
Jeffords defected!
They should have known.
Changed the numbers.
Repugs moan.
Bush had a quarrel.
His plans went splat.
The Right's not sorry
About their kind of mean payback.


Here are alternate versions of this parody:
Unlearned Pretender
Right Wing Agenda

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