Last Night I Didn't Get No Sex At All
[Note: the MIDI file is an incomplete demo - sorry, that's all that could be found at present]
Inspired by Poets Against The War, a world-wide collection of over 13,000 poems, commissioned after First Lady Laura Bush cancelled a poetry reading event at the White House, fearing anti-war poetry
(Sung to the tune of "(Last Night) I Didn't Get To Sleep At All" by The Fifth Dimension)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


As sung by Dubya:

(instrumental intro)

Last night, I didn't get no sex at all - no! no!
I lay awake, frustrated 'til the morning light.
Brushed away by Laura for these past few nights.

Last night, I got to thinkin' maybe war, war, war...
Should stop and just forget my foolish pride.
I've seen the world protestin' - Laura's cold inside.
So last night, I didn't get no sex at all.

I know it's Saddam's fault, that he's a threat.
World knows this war of mine is my dear pet.
Peace poets ain't been kind; their readings blast my kind.
Laura had cancelled to save face.

Oh, last night, I didn't get no sex at all - no! no!
Those poems that they wrote were just a waste of time.
Hey, don't they realize I've made up my mind?
But last night, I didn't get no sex, didn't get no sex,
No, I didn't get no sex at all.

(instrumental break)

Peace poets ain't been kind; their readings blast my kind.
Laura had cancelled to save face.

Oh, last night, I didn't get no sex at all - no! no!
Them poems that they wrote were just a waste of time.
Hey, don't they realize I've made up my mind?
But last night, I didn't get no sex, didn't get no sex,
No, I didn't get no sex at all...

(repeat last verse and fade)


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