Digging A Hole
(Sung to the tune of "Fixing A Hole" by The Beatles)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As sung by Dubya:)

(instrumental intro)
 
I'm digging a hole after the jets slammed in
To stopped my mind from wandering
Under, I will go!
 
We'll lie to the press, AF-1, they're targeting
To keep these media whores from questioning
Where's duh-ba-you?
 
And it really doesn't matter
If I'm wrong (never right)
I'm never right (always wrong)
This is where I belong (you're right!)
 
See Guiliani standing there
Politicking, the guy's term is almost over
Wonder why Rudy don't get in my door?
 
I'll be napping in my hole, what a terrible day
To stopped my mind from wandering
There I will snore!
 
I'M DIGGING MY HOLE!
 

 
And it really doesn't matter
If I'm wrong (never right)
I'm never right (always wrong)
This is where I belong (you're right!)
 
Silly people run around
Never worry me, never will
Wonder why they don't get past my door?
 
I'm taking my time for a number of things
I'll let my handlers take care of the mess
And I'm still, pRez!
 
I'm digging a hole after the jets slammed in
It stopped my mind from wandering
Under, I will go (stay there, duh-ba-you!)
 
I'm digging a hole after the jets slammed in
It started my mind from wondering
Am I safe here?...


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