Dim Man
(Sung to the tune of "Tin Man" by America)

(instrumental intro)
 
In Jeb's state, pulled strings to steal elections,
And the gift they grabbed was for themselves.
Shrub was slick, and couldn't wait to snatch 
His brother's prize: those votes rigged by his elves.

There isn't a doubt Shrub's nothing but a dim man.
Kept it hidden, hidden by campaign staff.
The "law" never was their reason for deceivin'
On the topic of those hanging chads.

Such sleaze... succeeds with ease.
Now Shrub's hated all around, 'round the world.
Won't listen to others.
He is just a clown, clown who's crowned.
No end to his troubles.
Duh... Buh... You...
Who?  Duh... Buh... You...

There isn't a doubt Shrub's nothing but a dim man.
Kept it hidden, hidden by campaign staff.
The "law" never was their reason for deceivin'
On the topic of those hanging chads...

Such sleaze... succeeds with ease.
Now Shrub's hated all around, 'round the world.
Won't listen to others.
He is just a clown, clown who's crowned.
No end to his troubles.
Duh... Buh... You...
Who?  Duh... Buh... You...

There isn't a doubt Shrub's nothing but a dim man.
Kept it hidden, hidden by campaign staff.
The "law" never was their reason for deceivin'
On the topic of those hanging chads...

 

Such sleaze... succeeds with ease.
Now Shrub's hated all around, 'round the world.
Won't listen to others.
He is just a clown, clown who's crowned.
No end to his troubles.
Duh... Buh... You...
Who?  Duh... Buh... You...

(repeat last two lines and fade)


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