The Dimpled Chads Between Us
(Sung to the tune of "The Chemicals Between Us" by Bush)
Guest song parody by S.T.G.

Bush wants you to remember,
Al Gore's full of it it sends us all ways.
They want you to surrender.
All my votes cast out today.
And Al Gore wants votes to remain,
The electorial votes are so gay.
George Bush always complains,
He thinks it's a pisser, baby.

The dimpled chads between us.
The pregant chads dived.
Lying everywhere.
All these chads misplaced.
The votes that count today.
Are lying everywhere.

Republicans are slow-like members.
Everything Bush said,
Every southern word.
Like a hammer,
Hell,
To my head.

The dimpled chads between us.
The pregant chads dived.
Lying everywhere.
All these chads misplaced.
The votes that count today.
Are lying everywhere.

We found them all hangin'.
I think it's Republican.
Or it's Democrat,
Could be Democrat?
And Bush would like to thank,
All the others,
Others,
Others,
Others.

The dimpled chads between us.
Republican Achievers.
Accusin' everywhere.
All these chads misplaced.
The votes that count today.
Are lying everywhere.

The dimpled chads between us.
The dimpled chads between us.
Pregnant chads!
The dimpled chads between us.


Copyright © 2000 by S.T.G.
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