Don't Let The Shrub Get Crowned The King
(Sung to the tune of "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me" by Elton John)


Shrub ain't bright
He's no light in the darkness
On the issues
Bush will pander to the Right
We're growing tired
Of his grandstanding stories
Froze with fear
On the matter of his past life

Too late
His polls have now been falling
He did a dance
When asked 'bout his past life
But Bush's head
Was leaning back, we'll bet you
His nose was sore
We are not blinded by the Right

Don't let the Shrub get crowned the king
'Though he besmirched himself
It's never what he wants us to see
He'll disavow past scandals of his life
So we can't see
He should lose everything
Don't let the Shrub get crowned the king

He can't find
The right sound bites or lines
'Cause he's a dunce
And people know that he's not real
Disregard him
Just because he thinks he full of charm
Guard the vote you have
They need Rush to help them steal

Don't let the Shrub get crowned the king
'Though he besmirched himself
It's never what he wants us to see
He'll disavow past scandals of his life
So we can't see
He should lose everything
Don't let the Shrub get crowned the king


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Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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