Doc Damage
(Sung to the tune of "Brain Damage" by Pink Floyd)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

Doctor Laura is on the air
Doctor Laura is on the air
Cajoling weak minds and calling names and nags
Got to keep her loonies on the path

Doctor Laura is on a call
Her lunatics are now exposed
The screener puts the desperate, misguided folks on hold
And every day her weak willed want more

And if Laura crushes their free will with her might
And if there is no room for human wrong
And if their head explodes with dark forbodings too
She'll see them on the dark side of the right

Doctor Laura is in their head
Doctor Laura is in their head
She raised the blade, she made the change
She re-arranged them 'till their the same

She locks their door
And throws away the key
There's someone in their head and they're not free.

If her anger bursts, thunders in their ear
She shouts and she never seems to hear
And if real doctors start giving different advise
She'll show them her the dark side of the right

(Musical interlude)



Click Here for more Dr. Laura Song Parodies


Copyright © 2000 by Skisics Surus

Do you like to write political song parodies? Get some writing tips here, or e-mail your song(s) to me

More Guest Song Parodies

Return to the New Song Parodies List

Return to the Christmas Song Parodies List

Return to the "Newt Era" Rock & Roll Song Parodies List1