Doctor Laura is on a call
Her lunatics are now exposed
The screener puts the desperate, misguided folks on hold
And every day her weak willed want more
And if Laura crushes their free will with her might
And if there is no room for human wrong
And if their head explodes with dark forbodings too
She'll see them on the dark side of the right
Doctor Laura is in their head
Doctor Laura is in their head
She raised the blade, she made the change
She re-arranged them 'till their the same
She locks their door
And throws away the key
There's someone in their head and they're not free.
If her anger bursts, thunders in their ear
She shouts and she never seems to hear
And if real doctors start giving different advise
She'll show them her the dark side of the right
(Musical interlude)
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