Donald Rumsfeld
(Sung to the tune of "Doctor Robert" by The Beatles)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(instrumental intro)

War! My friend, they say you call: Donald Rumsfeld.
Day or night, he'll be there anytime at all: Donald Rumsfeld (Donald Rumsfeld).
You're a new and better man.
He helps you to understand.
He bombs ev'rything he can: Donald Rumsfeld.

If you're a clown, he'll pick you up: Donald Rumsfeld.
Show you maps to smarten you up: Donald Rumsfeld (Donald Rumsfeld)
He's a man you must believe.
Bombing ev'ry cave in need.
No one can succeed: Donald Rumsfeld (like Donald Rumsfeld).
Well, well, well, you're feeling fine.
Well, well, well he'll make you: Donald Rumsfeld

Defense spending helps the National Health: Donald Rumsfeld.
Throw more money at that shield with Donald Rumsfeld (Donald Rumsfeld).
Where's that Osama man, where's he's gone, don't understand.
He bombs ev'rything he can: Donald Rumsfeld.

Well, well, well we're feeling fine.
Well, well, well he'll lead us: Donald Rumsfeld.
War! My friend, Somolia calls: Donald Rumsfeld...

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