Don't Speak That Way About Wm. Tong
(Sung to the tune of "Don't Speak" by No Doubt)
A tribute by Becky Donoghue-Rick to the Boot Newt site owner, originally posted at AmIRight


(instrumental intro)

I can see,
As I look through the parodies,
Someone named William Tong,
Posting here.
I can see
He's making fun of George Bush,
Calling him "shrub" and et cetera,
All the time.
Unfortunately,
I also see
Parodies by others bashing WT, so...

Don't speak that way about William Tong.
He didn't do anything wrong.
Han ta shi wode pengyou.
Oh, don't speak that way about William Tong.
He didn't do anything wrong.
Han ta shi wode pengyou.

As you can see,
I am all for what William says,
In his parodies.
I'm a Democrat, too.
So I am free to bash Bush
Just as much as he.
And I'm also free
To stop anybody
Who might say derogatory things
(about WT or me).

So don't speak that way about William Tong.
He didn't do anything wrong.
Han ta shi wode pengyou.
Oh, don't speak that way about William Tong..
He didn't do anything wrong.
han ta shi wode pengyou.

I know that
There are a lot of people
Who don't agree
With what we say.
But that is
No reason to start bashing.
They should respect our views,
Anyway.
I can see
That people don't respect
How we feel.

Don't speak that way about William Tong.
He didn't do anything wrong.
Han ta shi wode pengyou.
Oh, don't speak that way about William Tong.
He didn't do anything wrong.
Han ta shi wode pengyou.
Han ta shi wode pengyou.
That way about William Tong.
He didn't do anything wrong.
han ta shi wode pengyou.

Don't speak.
Don't speak that way about William Tong.
He didn't do anything wrong...
I said shut up.
I said shut up.
You all just shut up!
la la la la la
la la la la la
No, no, don't speak...
hush, hush, shut up.
hush, hush, shut up.
hush, hush, han ta shi wode pengyou.
hush, hush, shut up.
hush, hush, shut up.
hush, hush, han ta shi wode pengyou!


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