Don't Split
(Sung to the tune of "Don't Speak" by No Doubt)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(Duet sung by Dubya and Karen Hughes)

Dubya:
You and me..
We go a long ways together.
Everyday together, always.
I really feel that I'm losing my best friend.
I just can't imagine what I'll say.
I'll be so dumb, now that you're gone.
The words you can spin, turn them around.

Don't split.
Don't know what I'll be sayin'.
I'll be lost, I'll be speechless.
Don't you know how much it hurts?

Don't split.
Don't know what I'll be sayin'.
You're not behind the curtain.
Don't you know how much it hurts?

Karen Hughes:
Our memories.
I'll be reminiscin'.
The day we stole the election.
Oh Duh-Buh-You.
As we part, both you and I.
With a tear in my eyes.
I'll leave Karl Rove behind.

Don't speak.
I know just what you're saying.
So please stop your whining.
Don't tell me, 'cause it hurts.

Don't speak.
I know what you're thinking.
You've always been my pupil.
Don't tell me cause it hurts.

Bush & Hughes:
It's all ending.
We gotta stop pretending who we are.

(instrumental break)

Dubya:
You and me...
We go a long ways together, my friend.
Don't split.
Don't know what I'll be sayin'.
I'll be lost, I'll be speechless.
Don't you know how much it hurts?

Hughes:
Don't speak.
I know what you're thinking.
I don't need your reasons.
Don't tell me cause it hurts.
Don't tell me cause it hurts.

Dubya:
Don't know what I'll be sayin'.
I'll be lost, I'll be speechless.
Don't you know?... don't you know?
Don't you know?

Don't know what I'll be sayin'.
You're not behind the curtain.
Oh don't you know?... oh don't you know?
Oh don't you go!...


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