Doofus
(Sung to the tune of "Goofus" by The Carpenters)

(instrumental intro)

Shrub was born rich; was crowned King of U.S.A.
A flaming fool who was up to no good.
His mind knows zip, but he's backed up on his throne.

Stole his votes, the Supreme Court lent its ear.
And we can't wait 'til '04 - he's outta here.
Shrub just wants to play Prez, people say:
"Sounds just like a doofus to me."

Can't afford Bush tyranny.
Nor Supreme Court larceny.
Stolen votes for Bush-Cheney.
Court-Appointed Doofus.

In his job, Bush may not last very long.
No leader is he - Cheney lets him string along.
There is no doubt Bush can't be left on his own.

All together, let's boo His Fraudulency.
And let's just say that we name Doofus enemy.
He's a right wing twit, just full of sh*t.
Doofus and his crooked flunkies.

Bush barely made it through schools.
Unaccountable to rules.
Now he is the king of fools.
The Bushies go for Doofus.

Shrub was born rich; was crowned King of U.S.A.
A flaming fool who was up to no good.
His mind knows zip, but he's backed up on his throne.

All together, let's boo His Fraudulency.
And let's just say that we name Doofus enemy.
He's a right wing twit, just full of sh*t.
Doofus and his crooked flunkies.


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