Doomed Cattle
(Sung to the tune of "Moon Shadow" by Cat Stevens)
(Refrain:)
Rush Limbaugh's followers are doomed cattle
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle
Leaping to conclusions, they're like doomed cattle,
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle

Dittoheads don't understand,
Rush knows how to sell his brand
Oh, dittoheads don't understand,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
He'll be a jerk ever more

And Limbaugh will not stop his lies,
When proved wrong, he'll still try
Yes, Limbaugh will not stop his lies
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
He will be despised all the more

Rush Limbaugh's followers are doomed cattle
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle
Leaping to conclusions, they're like doomed cattle,
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle

If we could, we would throw eggs
At this phoney, as he begs
Yes, if we could, we would throw eggs
E-e-e-e-eggs... E-e-e-e-eggs...
Rush won't need to talk no more

Limbaugh has a big fat mouth
Hear this creep, this trash-talk lout
Yes, Limbaugh has a big fat mouth
A pi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ig... who gets paid to talk...

(instrumental break)

Did it take long to blind them?  They are the faithful Right
Did it take long to blind them?  Are you gonna stay and fight?

Rush Limbaugh's followers are doomed cattle
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle
Leaping to conclusions like they're doomed cattle,
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle

Doomed cattle, doomed cattle
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle


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