Bad Case Of Loathing You (Dr. Laura)
Sung to the tune of "Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor") by Robert Palmer 
Instrumental opening

Whoa!

She turned ultra-right... but you can bet
Folks liked her pics on... the Internet
Needs her show... to make her bread
Her advice... people dread

Dr. Laura, because of your views
We got a bad case of loathing you
You're a shill and you are a pill
We got a bad case of loathing you

You give advice... but you have no heart
You make your words... sting like a dart
Your pics looked cute!  Now we ask why
Why do you... hate that Clinton guy?

Dr. Laura, because of your views
We got a bad case of loathing you
You're a shill and you are a pill
We got a bad case of loathing you

(instrumental break)

Whoa!

We know you like it... now you're on top
Tell us, Laura... are you gonna stop?

You bash Bill Clinton... but take our tip
Do us a favor... zip your lip!
Shake your fist... if you could
You're just a fad... and you're just no good

Dr. Laura, because of your views
We got a bad case of loathing you
You're a shill and you are a pill
We got a bad case of loathing you



Here's another Dr. Laura song parody:
You've Seen Her On The Net (Ain't Seen Nothing Yet)

Copyright © 1999 by W. Tong

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