All I Have To Do Is Drink
(Sung to the tune of "All I Have To Do Is Dream" by the Everly Brothers)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As sung by Jenna Bush:)
Dri-ii-ii-nk, drink, drink, drink...
Dri-ii-ii-nk, drink, drink, drink...

When I want to - hey, what's the harm?
When I want to, my name's a charm.
Whenever I want to, all I have to do is
Dri-ii-ii-nk... Drink, drink, drink...

When I feel blue, I'll booze all night.
And I need to, don't guard me tight.
Whenever I want to, all I have to do is
Dri-ii-ii-nk...

I can drink some rye.
Taste a sip of wine.
Any time, night or day.
Only trouble is... gee whiz!
Two years 'til my legal birthday...

I need booze so, that I could die.
I love hooch so, and that is why
Whenever I want to, all I have to do is
Dri-ii-ii-nk...

I can drink some rum.
Taste sips of Seagram's
Any time, night or day.
Only trouble is, gee whiz
Another citation today?

I need booze so, that I could die
I love hooch so, and that is why
Whenever I want to, all I have to do is
Dri-ii-ii-nk... Drink, drink, drink...
Dri-ii-ii-nk... Drink, drink, drink...
Drink!!!


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