Drunk Again
(Sung to the tune of "White Wedding" by Billy Idol)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


As sung by Jenna's twin sister Barbara:

(instrumental intro)

Hey, twin sister, what have we done?
Hey, twin sister, you're not the only one.
Hey, twin sister, let's go have some fun!
Hey, twin sister, you're not the only one.
Hey, twin sister, order another round.
It's a nice day to have some wine.
It's a nice day to sip champagne.
It's a nice day to drink again.

Hey, twin sister, what have we done?
Hey, twin sister, you're not the only one.
I've been away for so long (so long).
I've been away for so long (so long).
I haven't drank for so long.
It's a nice day to drink again.
C'mon!
It's a nice day for a Heineken.
It's a nice day to get drunk again.

(instrumental break)

Now we both have a citation.
There is nothin' fair in this world.
There is nothin' free in this world.
And there's nothin' sure in this world.
And there's nothin' pure in this world.
Look for something left in this world.
Drunk again.
C'mon!
Screw those Secret Service Agents, twin.
It's a nice day to drink again.
It's a nice day to get drunk again...



More song parodies by Alvin Dover
More George W. Bush song parodies from The Dubya Song Book!

Copyright © 2001 by Alvin Dover
Do you like to write political song parodies? Get some writing tips here, or e-mail your song(s) to me

More Guest Song Parodies

Return to the New Song Parodies List

Return to the Christmas Song Parodies List

Return to the "Newt Era" Rock & Roll Song Parodies List