Lie, Dubya, Hide
(Sung to the tune of "Ride, Captain, Ride" by Blues Image)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

The GOP men looked out
For the perfect, empty shirt,
Crossed off of their list
And found that all they had was Smirk.
They're callin' everyone to ride along
Just another loss,
They will throw their cash away,
Four more years are lost.

Yet no one heard them callin',
No one cared at all,
'Cause they were too busy watchin'
That deficit fall.
Repackaged their candidate
As a thoughtful man
The G.O.P. men tricked us
Only as they can

Lie, Dubya, hide
Withhold your mystery facts
Be amazed at the press
Who won't find what you lack.
Lie, Dubya, hide
Withhold your mystery facts
On you way to a world
Where leaders find you a hack.

(instrumental break)

The G.O.P. men looked out
For the perfect, empty shirt,
Crossed off of their list
And found that all they had was Smirk.
They're callin' everyone to ride along
Just another loss,
They will throw their cash away,
Four more years are lost.

Lie, Dubya, hide
Withhold your mystery facts
Be amazed at the press
Who won't find what you lack.
Lie, Dubya, hide
Withhold your mystery facts
On you way to a world
Where leaders find you a hack.

Lie, Dubya, hide
Withhold your mystery facts
Be amazed at the press
Who won't find what you lack.



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