Dubya the SNOWman
(Sung to the tune of "Frosty The Snowman")
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

Dubya the SNOWman was a jolly frat boy load,
With his old crack pipe and a runny nose,
And two eyes glazed like his soul.

Dubya the SNOWman is a fairy tale they say,
His name made him known, but the people know,
How he stole the race one day.

There must have been some magic in,
That stolen crown they found.
For when they placed it on his head,
He began to dance around.

Oh, Dubya the SNOWman was as snide as he could be,
And the people say he could laugh and play,
Just to scam both you and me.

Dubya the SNOWman knew the court was bought that day,
So he said "Screw Gore and we'll have some fun,
Before my lead melts away."

Down to the White House with his right wing band in hand,
Spinning here and there, hoping no one cared,
Saying "Catch me if you can."

Lets DeLay own the streets of town,
Right wing, to screw things up.
And he never paused a moment,
When he heard us holler STOP!

For Dubya the SNOWman had to bury us his way,
He waves us aside, saying "Don't you cry,
Or I'll take your rights away."

Chumpetty chump chump,
Chumpety chump chump,
Look at Dubya go......

Chumpetty chump chump,
Chumpety chump chump,
Pounding us down with SNOW!

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