I'm Dubya The Ape, I Am
(Sung to the tune of "I'm Henry VIII, I Am" by Herman's Hermits)

(instrumental intro)
 
I'm Dubya the Ape, I am
Dubya the Ape, I am; I scam.
Crowned and carried to White House door.
Carried by Supreme Court, 5 to 4.
They bent the rules just for Dubya (Dubya).
Now Uncle Dick is running Uncle Sam (hot damn!).
I'm a simian named Dubya.
Dubya the Ape, I am.
Spoken: Rove's my nurse, must be his curse!

I'm Dubya the Ape, I am.
Dubya the Ape, I am; I scam.
Crowned and carried to White House door.
Carried by Supreme Court, 5 to 4.
They bent the rules just for Dubya (Dubya)
Now Uncle Dick is running Uncle Sam (hot damn!)
I'm a simian named Dubya.
Dubya the Ape, I am.

(instrumental break)

I'm Dubya the Ape, I am.
Dubya the Ape, I am, I scam.
Crowned and carried to White House door.
Carried by Supreme Court, 5 to 4.
They bent the rules just for Dubya (Dubya)
Now Uncle Dick is running Uncle Sam (hot damn!)
I'm a simian named Dubya.
Dubya the Ape, I am...

Dubya (Dubya)...
Dubya (Dubya)...
Dubya the Ape, I am; I scam.
Dubya the Ape, I am.

(instrumental ending)

Here's an earlier Henry Hyde version: Henry the Hyde I Am
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