Dubya’s Dumber Than Dirt
(Sung to the tune of  “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen)
Guest song parody by Sara Rose, ariel@runesofao.com

(instrumental intro)

Shrub walks up to the podium
With a blank look in his eyes
Anyone can see he’s really dumb
And his head is full of lies

Are you ready hey are you ready for this?
What words will he mangle today?
Out of his mouth the fumbles slip
What’s he trying to say? Huh?

Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya’s dumber than dirt!
Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya’s dumber than dirt!
And another word wrong and another word wrong
Dubya’s dumber than dirt!
Hey , he can’t pronounce that name
Dubya’s dumber than dirt!

(instrumental break)

How did Dubya ever win
When he can’t even speak?
With Kate, Jeb and the Supremes on his side
The man is still a geek

Is he happy is he satisfied?
How long can he stand the heat?
Out of his mouth the fumbles slip
While his followers bleat.

Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya’s dumber than dirt!
Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya’s dumber than dirt!
And another word wrong and another word wrong
Dubya’s dumber than dirt!
Hey, he can’t pronounce that name
Dubya’s dumber than dirt!

(instrumental break)

Hey Dubya’s dumber than dirt!
Dubya’s dumber than dirt! Hey hey
Dubya’s dumber than dirt!
Dubya’s dumber than dirt!

Ohh nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Al Gore won the popular vote
The GOP didn’t care
They said Dubya
Only Dubya’s
Gonna get the White House
Because we want him there

What did we do to deserve this farce?
How much more can we stand to hear?
Out of his mouth the fumbles slip
Run and cover your ears.

Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya’s dumber than dirt!
Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya’s dumber than dirt!
And another word wrong and another word wrong
Dubya’s dumber than dirt!
Hey , he can’t pronounce that name
Dubya’s dumber than dirt!

Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya’s dumber than dirt!
Dub, Dub, Dub, Dubya’s dumber than dirt!

Are you ready are you ready for this?
What words will he mangle today?
Out of his mouth the fumbles slip
What’s he trying to say?


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