Dumb King Medley (Ode to Smirk)
(Sung to the tune of "Sun King Medley" by the Beatles)
Guest song parody medley by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com


(Italian lyrics written phonetically - if any readers know the correct Italian spellings, please write us)

(musical intro)

Here comes the dumb king
Here comes the dumb king
Everybody's laughing
The GOP's real happy
Here comes the dumb king

Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel

(transition music to..)



Mean Mr. Bastard (Ode to Tom DeLay)
(Sung to the tune of "Mean Mr. Mustard" by the Beatles)

Mean Tom the Bastard plans in the dark
Hides all his marks, nothing saved to paper
Hopes the right wing's not exposed
Saving up fury to explode
Keeps the Smirk under his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His party pawns, working non-stop
They never stop, they're all go-getters
Make sure the race is unclean
Only thing that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man

(transition music to...)



Harris Get Slammed (Ode to Katherine Harris)
(Sung to the tune of "Polythene Pam" by the Beatles)

Well, you should see Harris get slammed
She's not good-looking and she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Harris get slammed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's Jeb's favorite when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of woman that wants please her own party.
Though you'd never say she was attractively built.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(transition music to...)



He Came In Through The Backdoor Window (Ode to Jeb Bush)
(Sung to "She Came In Through The Backdoor Window" by the Beatles)

He came in through the backdoor window
Protected by a silver spoon
Had the ballots rigged and wonders
Will the voters catch on soon?

Didn't anybody catch him?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Harris,
Tuesday's vote's rigged as can be.

He said he'd always been a closer
He fools them 15 hours a day
And though the press should know the answer
Well they knew but they would not not say.

And so he asked the police department
And got himself a steady mob
And yes he tried his best to hinder
He can steal and he sure can rob

Didn't anybody catch him?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Harris,
Tuesday's vote's rigged as can be.
Oh yeah...

(Transition music to...)



Golden Numbers (Ode to Poppy Bush)
(Sung to the tune of "Golden Slumbers" by The Beatles)

Once Dad found a way to win the White House
Once Dad found a way to get back home
Sleep,petty Dubya, do not cry
And Dad will sing a lullabye

Stolen ballots fill your eyes
Votes awake you when you rise
Sleep, petty Dubya, do not cry
And Dad will sing a lullabye

Once Dad found a way to win the White House
Once Dad found a way to get back home
Sleep, petty Dubya, do not cry
And Dad will sing a lullabye

(transition music to..)



Dubya Can't Wait (Ode to the Florida recount)
(Sung to the tune of "Carry That Weight" by The Beatles)

Shrub, you gotta deceive, then wait
Deceive, then wait, a long time
Shrub, you gotta deceive, then wait
Deceive, then wait, a long time

He never gives you an answer
He only sends you his invitation
And in the middle of the celebrations
He breaks down

Shrub, you gotta deceive, then wait
Deceive, then wait, a long time
Shrub, you gotta deceive, then wait
Deceive, then wait, a long time

(transition music to...)



The End (Ode to the American People)

Oh yeah, all right
Are you going to agree to his schemes
Tonight?

(Music...)

And in the end
The crap you take
Is equal to the crap Bush makes.


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