Eat My Shoes
(Sung to the tune of "Blue Suede Shoes" by Carl Perkins)
If Hillary Clinton's book sells a million copies, I will eat my shoes." -- Tucker Carlson, conservative newspaper columnist and co-host of "Crossfire" on CNN.   Simon & Schuster announced that Hillary's book, "Living History," which they published, had passed the million-sale mark. Later that day, she came onto the "Crossfire" set and presented Carlson with a cake in the form of a giant shoe. "This shoe is a wingtip," she said. "A right wingtip." Tucker had his cake and ate it, too.
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

As sung by Tucker Carlson:

(instrumental intro)

Well it's one and a million, two shoes to go
three times I said it, she made that dough!
And now I gotta go eat my shoes.
Why did I say anything? Now I gotta go eat my shoes.

Well, Paul Begala came, laughed in my face.
Her book went and sold all over the place.
And now there's a thing I don't wanna do.
And, uh-oh, honey, I'll go eat my shoes!
And now I gotta go eat my shoes.
Why did I say anything? Now I gotta go eat my shoes.

(Guitar break: Aw, let's go, Paul!)

The book's not in my house, in my car.
To the right wing I go very far.
But it sold a million, and I know it's true.
And, uh-oh, honey, I'll go eat my shoes!
And now I gotta go eat my shoes.
Why did I say anything? Now I gotta go eat my shoes.
Rock!

(guitar break)

Well it's one and a million, two shoes to go
three times I said it, she made that dough!
And now I gotta go eat my shoes.
Why did I say anything? Now I gotta go eat my shoes.

Well it's eat, eat, eat my shoes!
Eat, eat, eat my shoes! Yeah!
Eat, eat, eat my shoes, baby!
Eat, eat, eat my shoes!
Why did I say anything? Now I gotta go eat my shoes!


Alternate versions of this parody:
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Boot That Newt

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