Elliot Lurie
(Sung to the tune of "I Can See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash)
Payback parody for a dittohead "Elliot Lurie" imposter* who posted this personal attack at AmIRight

(instrumental intro)

"Elliot Lurie" is proud his angst is gone.
Liberals are all obstacles in his way.
Right wingers are so loud; more fights, they find.
You know that's just the right (right), right (right)
Right winger's way.
You know that's just the right (right), right (right)
Right winger's way.

His knuckles are aching now; his song's "too long."
There, all his bad feelings have now appeared.
If it's too painful, what's he stayin' for?
You know that's just the right (right), right (right)
Right winger's way.
You know that's just the right (right), right (right)
Right winger's way.

Looked and he found... more liberals to despise.
It's what he dreads, more anti-Bush guys...

"Elliot Lurie" is proud his angst is gone.
Liberals are all obstacles in his way.
Right wingers are so loud; more fights, they find.
You know that's just the right (right), right (right)
Right winger's way.
You know that's just the right (right), right (right)
Right winger's way.

Looked and he found... more liberals to despise.
It's what he dreads, more anti-Bush guys...

"Elliot Lurie" is proud his angst is gone.
Liberals are all obstacles in his way.
Right wingers are so loud; more fights, they find.
You know that's just the right (right), right (right)
Right winger's way.
You know that's just the right (right), right (right)
Right winger's way.



[*The real Elliot Lurie wrote "Brandy (You're A Fine Girl). It is inconceivable that the real Elliot Lurie would defame his hit song to write an ad hominem parody.]

Copyright © 2001 by W. Tong

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