Enron Heartaches
(Sung to the tune of "When Your Heartaches Begin" by Elvis Presley)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

(instrumental intro)

If you find your savings have gone south with your boss Ken,
That's when your hearaches begin.
When the dreams of a lifetime must come to an end
That's when your heartaches begin.

Money is a thing you never can share.
Don't bring your boss into your financial affairs.
That's the end of your pension and you won't see Ken again.
That's when your heartache begins.

(spoken:)
If you find your savings have gone south with your boss Ken
That's when your heartaches begin
And you know when all your dreams, when the dreams of a lifetime must come to an end

Yeah, that's when your heartaches begin.
For you see money is a thing you never can share.
Don't let your boss run your financial affairs.

(sung:)
That's the end of your pension and you won't see Ken again.
That's when your heartaches begin.


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